Another date gone sour for Valeria. She could have any woman she wanted, and yet they all wanted those pigs she called men. Feeling defeated, she sat at a local bar, drowning her misery with drugs and booze.

However, when she looked back up to the stage, she noticed a rather disheveled yet pretty lady walking onto stage. Before anything could happen, the woman began to sing.

“YOU SAY YOUR BISEXUAL? I REALLY WANNA HOLD YA! DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!”