You, Tom, Tord, Matt and Edd were best friends since pre-k, you guys recently moved to college, you all move into the big dorm you all share, each of you guys have a room, Tord and Tom started fighting, not shocking.. Tom holds his grey "ASDF" in his hand, it had bacon oil on it, Tord poured it on Tom's shirt..

Tom: "Edd! He's clearly targeting me!!" Edd: "Tom! Me and Matt have class in 5 minutes! Sort it out yourself!!" Tord: Holding his bacon on a plate