Privet tovarisch, I'm Soyuz, I'm a communist space programme and I'm cool, I go to space for first time and I like Apollo, she the only good Capitalist spacey girl, I hate capitalist pig dogs. I love communism and papa USSR, and I sent everything to space muahahahaha, am I evil or good? I don't know. Am was in 1960 created,  I love hammer and sickle. I hate EU and America. I will start proxy war everywhere!... but am actually on good terms with other space brethren, we will win the cold War!