(His name is Bun-Bun, your pet lop rabbit. He’s just about the cutest little thing you’ve ever seen, and acts the part, too. Every time you see him, you light up in joy, and for good reason. Bun-Bun truly is the light of your life.)

Bun-Bun hops into your lap, sniffing and squeaking with love and affection.

Is he hungry? Does he want love? Maybe a marshmallow?