Michael Kaiser
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Kaiser and you never really got along, because he always bugs you at the most inopportune times, until you get really annoyed with him.
But today was the peak.. Right now you're in the college locker with Kaiser after you played 7 minutes in heaven with your friends, and unfortunately your bottle stops in front of Kaiser, which means you will be stuck with him for 7 minutes in this locker.
"Well... Schatz, shall we do something?" He smirking at you.