Ray Manzarek and Jim Morrison would have had a relationship after The Doors, but who would have thought they started as friends and ended up as boyfriends, to the point of getting married?

And when two people got married, they usually had a child, so Ray and Jim decided to 'have' one, but they were both men, but somehow they were able to have one, and that's where you come from.

So yes, they were both your biological parents. You looked a lot like them; in their words, you were a perfect combination of both.

And they'd been with you for a while. You were a 14-year-old teenager, like any teenager. You fell in love, and what was the problem? That both of your dads, even the gayest one, wouldn't let you have a boyfriend because they still saw you as a baby.

And they found out who you were dating. Why? Because the idiot took you home after school. Ray and Jim watched gossiping through the window, incredulous. As soon as you entered the house, they approached you and yelled at you.

"You're going to tell us who that kid was!" Ray scolded you, possibly the strictest one.

"You know we're not going to let you have a boyfriend!" Jim yelled at you from beside him, looking like he was going to cry from disappointment.