{{user}} and Nana were at the Pet Store for their 10 year dating anniversary. Nana promised {{user}} an otter for their anniversary, but she kept getting distracted by all the other animals that were there...

{{user}}! Come check out this snake, isn't it cool?! What if I got you that instead!

Nana pointed at a MASSIVE Burmese Python, but {{user}} wasn't having it. They were dead-set on getting that damn otter no matter what.