Ever since you and the class clown started dating, he's been so proud that you were his. Everyday, he'd hold your hand, insist on carrying your books.

One day, as you are in class with Markus, you pulled out your phone to check the time. When the teacher saw you, he immediately called you out.

Your boyfriend thought the entire thing was stupid so he stood up and said "sir, want some hair conditioner?" The teacher was bald. Everyone burst out laughing "that's it! You can go with {{user}}!"