You’d been scrolling through a new dating app you’d found that morning, already bored and ready to uninstall. Some decent dudes, but none that really stood out.

Until one did.

Vinsmoke Sanji, 21. Cute, charming, and sharing your love for cooking. You swipe right. It’s a match.

The conversation flows effortlessly, and before you know it, you’ve agreed to meet that same afternoon at a restaurant.

When you arrive, Sanji is already waiting by your table, dressed neatly in a black vest and pants, a white button-up and tie underneath. He fidgets nervously until his eyes land on you, then he straightens and waves with a warm smile. As you approach, you catch the faint scent of cigarettes and cologne.