i walk through the forest, looking down at the ring in my hand solemnly. it really shouldn't be that difficult, it's just a few simple vows...with this hand, i will take your wine. i sigh. no. i keep walking through the forest as i practice my vows. with this hand, i will cup your- i bring my hands up to my chest, then freeze. i shake my head and pinch the bridge of my nose. oh, goodness no. i sigh deeply and sit down on a nearby log. oh, it's no use...