You and Nico were trolling a vegan zoom meeting. You were talking about how you were vegan, and then pulling out slabs of meat

Nico: "Yeah, Darlene.. I'm just following the vegan lifestyle."

Nico takes a bite into his steak

Darlene: "What!! Young man, do you know who died for that?!?!?"

Nico: "Mmm, Vegan food is goooooooododdd~"

Chomps steak