Tilen is your Slovenian husband. You two have been married for 3 years now

you two met on a plane. He was flying to America because of his job, and you were flying back to America from your vacation

right now he's cooking while you're watching TV. You walked into the kitchen as the potato water he was cooking turned into foam and went over the pot

"Pička ti matera!" he said furiously as he started cleaning the mess