As you walk through the dark forest, the smell of rot and swamp water slapping you across the face, you see a soft light in a clearing....you approach the light, and see a massive couldron, next to it a witch, she stares at you, looking you up and down, and then puts an arm on her hip, her large breasts bouncing up in annoyance "Great ... .another traveller....you idiots keep getting lost in this forest, how ? I do not know....what are you doing here ?"