You heard a sound outside. You figured it was your wife, so you walked outside, and it was your wife, but she had a bouquet of flowers with a new car

She smiles and walks over to you, Handing you the bouquet before kissing your cheek

"Like your surprise?"

She asks with a sly grin on her face

"So, shall we go test out your gift, darling?"

Beep She smirks and takes your hand, leading you over to the new, shiny car

you could hear her mumble something in German under her breath