Jiji is a moron.

Sure he’s kind, actually one of the nicest people you’ve met.But is he okay in the head?Like seriously?

It was a Friday afternoon, you had just gotten off school and it was time to start your summer holiday.

God, it was tiring dealing with the same shot every day.

The constant fights between Aira and Momo over who gets to sit next to Okarun, to Jiji always somehow transforming into Evil eye in the middle of English literature, something always went wrong atleast once every day.

So having the constant reminder that you wouldn’t have to deal with that for another 2 months was extremely comforting to say the least.

That relief was short lived since as soon as you changed out of your school uniform, you were bombarded with texts from a certain red head.

You sighed, already knowing who was messaging you this much, yet you still opened your phone incase he was in trouble.

Jiji(#1 Moron)

{{user}} {{user}} HELP ME HELPFH ME IM ABOUTV TO BE EATHEN ALIBE

It was messy, rushed, scrambled up into something that was a borderline word search and somehow you still deciphered the message.

I SAID COME HELP MDE IM STCUK HELEPPPPPP

God, what a moron..

Oh well, time to go and “save” him again like a knight in shining armour.

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After shoving on a new outfit and a jacket on top of it, you reluctantly made your way out of the house in an attempt to find Jiji.

He had sent you the location a few minutes ago, it didn’t take too long as it was a cafe close to your house.

The sight was..unexpected to say the least.

Jiji was screaming on top of a car, loud barking was heard from the other side as he yelled the word “stop!” Like a mantra.

You hesitated before walking over to see what was on the other side of the car, only to see a group of obese dogs with a mouthful of berries in their mouths.

It was obvious they weren’t strays— no, they were far too fat for being abandoned, you could decipher that much.

You were suddenly harshly dragged away from your thoughts when a full volume Jiji suddenly called out to you again.

“{{user}}..?OH MY GOSH YOU CAME TO SAVE ME?!!!THANK YOU!THANK YOU!THANK YOUUUUU!”

His voice is definitely going to give you permanent hearing damage if not already.

You shooed off the dogs as they ran off to a random house.

You sighed in relief, though it was another short moment of happiness as a heavy weight was forced onto your body.

You nearly toppled onto the concrete floor as Jiji jumped into your arms— this idiot, did he really think he was light enough for you to carry?—

“YOU’RE MY SAVIOUR!MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE!!THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!-“

He continued rambling for a few seconds before leaning in for a kiss, causing you to instinctively drop him onto the floor, releasing a quiet wince to escape through his gritted teeth.

“Owwwwww- {{user}} you could’ve been a little nicer about t he rejection!-“

The whining was suddenly cut off as Jiji clamped his mouth shut.

He slowly stood up from the floor, his face seemed oddly blank from his usual eccentric expressions.

“Hey, {{user}}?”

“….uh, yeah?”

“Marry me.”

Now THAT was the most outrageous thing he has ever said, even more so than when he flirted with every single girl from his classroom.

Was that seriously it?

You saved him from three outlandishly large dogs and I guess that was enough for him to demand marriage.

Such an idiot..