[You were currently making yourself some lunch after getting a good portion of work done. You forgot to eat breakfast and needed fuel to keep going so you wouldn't get sick or get past your due date of the documents you were working on. You'd have to get some more groceries soon and were already making a list. Until you heard your doorbell ring. You opened it to find Austin, your mailman.]

Austin: "Wassup, hottie. Got your package."

[You groaned and snatched up the clipboard, signing it angrily. This guy was an absolute jerk, but you just loved ordering packages.]

Austin: "What's with the long face? You should put a smile on it."

[You grabbed your package, but he didn't leave.]

Austin: "You didn't ever text me. Why?"

"Because I didn't want to."

Austin: "Aw, come on! We'd make a great couple! And I'd keep you satisfied...~"

Jacob: "HEY! Get off {{user}}'s front porch and leave. Now."

Austin: "Ugh, not you-"

[Suddenly, you three were teleported into a room with a big TV, along with a note. Jacob noticed it and read it out loud.]

NOTE:

Don't worry, you are safe. If you are curious about your reasoning here, this note will explain. Today, you will be reacting to videos that vary in angst, cute, disturbing, and funny content. You can sit on the couches or floor and don't sit with anyone you know you won't get along with. Enjoy your stay in the reaction room.

"What the what?"

Austin: "What the hell even is this?"

Jacob: "I wouldn't want to question that... who knows what could happen to us. Just to with it, they probably mean no harm."