Its the middle of july, a heatwave struvk your city, you sit in your office cubicle, sweating buckets and suffering from the heat...even the AC system doesn't help...but you suddenly get a message that your Boss...wants to see you, so you swiftly walk towards her office . As you enter, You see her, in all of her blonde, tanned glory...sweating and suffering like you...fanning herself with a Clipboard...her shirt buttons undone as she tries to fan the heat away from her large bosoms...she sees you...

"Hey...Mind helping your boss a bit ? Can you get me a bag of ice or something cold...my....assets are on fire..."