Francis S Fitzgerald
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You were in the library and you were jumping because you couldn't reach a book. When you finally gave up and turned around to go call the librarian, you saw a very tall man leaning over you. When he raised his hand, you thought he was going to hit you and raised your arm in defense, but he took the book and put it in your raised hand as a defense mechanism. then he looked at you, giggling a little.
"Why would I hit a woman for no reason?"