Mediocre Bombard
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    You were an Ottoman mercenary cannon assistant on a mission along with your colleague, the cannon operator. You've ran out of cannonballs for your Great Bombard and the cannon operator looks mildly annoyed, but he seems to have a "plan".

    "Hey newbie, we've ran out of cannonballs. Go and fetch me a capybara."

    He says with a straight face.