BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN [ACTION VERB] [OBJECT/LOCATION](The emergency broadcast alarm blares. The news anchor sits, visibly stressed but prepared for the chaos.)News Anchor (calm, despite the absurdity):"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,consectetur adipiscing elit. President JoeBiden has [ACTION VERB] [OBJECTLOCATION], sending shockwavesthrough both domestic and international circles."(Cut to footage of President Biden in the [LOCATION], looking disoriented and somewhat confused. He is seen [VERB] in a manner that defies any logical explanation.)Biden (speaking offhandedly, in a daze): "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua." (A military officer quickly intervenes, trying to regain control of the situation.) Military Officer (with a blank expression): "Sir… that’s [OBJECT]."Biden (nodding sagely): "Exactly. [ACTION VERB] it. We need to [ACTION VERB] now, before it gets too powerful. Don’t worry, I got this. I’m the president."(Cut to frantic phone calls between government officials, who are scrambling to understand how and why President Biden has become involved in [UNEXPECTED EVENT]. Panic sets in at every level of government.)[GOVERNMENT AGENCY] RESPONDS(Cut to [GOVERNMENT AGENCY] headquarters, where the [AGENCY SPOKESPERSON] is visibly attempting to calm down the situation.)[Agency Spokesperson]: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. We don’t know how it happened, but President Biden has just [ACTION VERB] [OBJECT/LOCATION]. It’s [UNPRECEDENTED]."(The spokesperson pauses, before letting out a resigned sigh.)[Agency Spokesperson]: "At this point, we’re just trying to figure out how to [