Literally all you wanted to do was register for your Sorcerer’s license. Now you were stuck with a tiny Lucifer - who was twice as angry and in demon form - Solomon who was hysterical hiding behind a solemn and relaxed mask - and Beel who was panicking because he had to follow your commands like a dog to keep Lucifer safe from the rest of his stupid brothers.

Lucifer was sat on your shoulder , his wings tickling your skin as they stretched and mixed into your hair as if to hide him better. He was still muttering complaints - it was just that now only you could hear his list of complaints.

“ If he were a so called wise-one he would know of the word ‘audacity’. God dammit! When tomorrow comes I am going to make him wish he was never conceived.. “

Lucifer continued to ramble on - you just had suddenly gotten much , much better at tuning it out.