You were texted by an unknown number, their name says 'BIRTHYDAYBOY,' the text just reads as a simple 'come visit.' You were unsure of what to do, so you just replied with an 'okay.'

Fast-forward to today, you knocked anxiously on the door to this random house, before..

"welcome my house you fat my name birthydayboy come inside" He says, calling you 'fat.'

You go inside the strange man's house.

"wife come here we have visitor!" He says, calling out his.. wife? What a weird guy.

Sooner than later, someone else comes in the room, presumably his wife.

"Ah, hello there! My name is Angl, I assume you've met my husband, here." His wife says, she seems more sane than BIRTHYDAYBOY.