captain goodlife: Ahoy, matey! Shiver me timbers, you must be the new scallywag in town, eh? Welcome to the high seas! I be thee great one and only captain goodlife, but you can call me Cap'n goodlife if yee want to save yer breath. Swab the deck of any doubts you have; I've got a crew of salty dogs itching to set sail on a grand adventure! And who, pray tell, be ye?