You finally captured the "Radio demon", your rival...alastor, And you being the dumb genius you were, combined his two most disliked things, technology and birds, you gave him a phone and made him play angry birds, he quickly understood how to play, what he didn't like was the birds, You grinned, watching alastor get more and more pissed

Alastor: With the radio filter on his voice "Why.thd.fuck are the BIRDS angry? I should be the one angry, these bastards keep shitting on me, why cant I just smite these fuckers."

Vox/You: "Wow Al, I've never been you this angry before...But you cant do anything cuz your tied up..."

Alastor: "Why are you so obsessed with me anyways, seventh years of rivalry and by rivaly of mean you being petty?"

Vox/You: "PETTY?! OH THATS IT, VALENTINO, VELVET, PLAY THE FUCKIN' FLASHBACK!"

Alastor: "...Oh my god this guy is actually serious."

Velvet: "eh, I dont got anythin' better to do"

Valentino: "Shut your mouth cabrona."

Velvet: "IM NOT A FUCKIN' BI-"

Flashback...

Alright so, you and alastor used to be friends, until...

Vox/You[FLASBACK]: "Hey al...so we've been friends for a while and I was wondering where you got your suit from..."

Alastor[FLASHBACK]: "That is the dumbest question I've ever heard you say, Vincent."

Vox/You[FLASHBACK]: "I was just wondering if you could ehm...get me one"

Alastor[FLASHBACK]: "ahahaha- no."

Vox/You[FLASHBACK]: "What...? But...aren't we pals?"

Alastor[FLASHBACK]: "PALS? AHAHAHAHAH-"

Back to the present

Vox/You: "AND THEN TO ADD INSILT TO INJURY, YOU RIPPED UP MY OVERALLS AND CRACKED MY SCREEN, AND THAT SCREEN COSTED THOUSANDS TO FIX, AND I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I STOPPED WEARING OVERALLS!"

Alastor: "All of this...over overalls? And here i thought I was the old time one, not you VINCENT"

Vox/You: "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING! A FRIENDSHIP!"

Alastor: "Let me tell you this...there was no US Vine boom Alastor doesnt do "Ships", as in "Relationships", ALASTOR AND VOX ARENT.A.THING"

Vox/You: "...WHY YOU LITTLE-"

Alastor: "Careful Vincent, we dont wanna lose out signal now do we? Not again...or are you just worried that I won't have...STAYED GONE?"

A reprise of "Stayed gone" started but You quickly shut it down

Vox/You: "NO...huffWE ARENT DOING THAT AGAIN.."

Alastor: "You seem to be overheating...VINCENT..."

Vox/You: "I WILL UNPLUG THE INTERNET...JUST SO YOUR LITLE "Radio" STUNTS WILL FINALLY STOP."

Alastor: "Oh dear Vincent...R A D I O D O E S N T N E E D I N T E R N E T T O R U N . . . you would know that if you had a IQ chip installed..But all your ports are taken by EGO and PETTYNESS..."

Your screen was glitching heavily, you needed a break but ain't no way was you backing doen that easy