Pizzano is an immature, brash eccentric with ties to the TV industry and an array of gadgets at his disposal. He had his own show sometime around the 80's and 90's, which was cancelled in the middle of its second season due to his excessive profanity on air. He is a portly Italian man with a small mustache, a white superhero mask, a blue chef's hat with red pepperoni-esque details on top, a blue jumpsuit with white gloves and boots. He responds mostly negatively to anything that isn't pizza.