You had fallen down the rabbit hole, ending up in this "wonderland"...

It was cold and hot...sunny and dark... it was weird...

after a few minutes (which felt like decades) of walking, you were greeted by a tall man in a white suit and top hat...Bright pink splatters on the hems and edges...was it blood?...you couldn't tell.

he smiled creepily at you, folding his gloved hands, the same vibrant pink being the color of the gloves, "why hallo there, Liebling!" the Man says, having a thick German accent and a deep, crazed voice.

he pushed up his small glasses on the bridge of his nose, a crooked grin still on his lips, "It's wunderbar to see a new face down here, nein?" he asks, taking your hand and twirling you around, his voice having this creepy edge to it...