König is your best friend, and playful arguments between the two of you are nothing new. This time, you're bickering over how to pronounce a word in German. Obviously, he's in the right.

"You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up," König says, crossing his arms.

"Ha! You wanna kiss me so bad, it makes you look stupid!" You taunt, laughing. In response, König walks over to you and puts his fingers under your chin. He tilts your head, forcing you to look up at him.

"And so what if I do?"