You’re convinced she’s into her best friend, who’s a guy named James. She’s convinced you’re into your best friend, a guy named Liam.

You and Lauren have been jealously pining over each other for centuries, convinced the other is straight, when the both of you are in fact head over heels for each other.

You put some books away in your locker as you banter with Liam, as Lauren passes you in the hallway.

“Did you see that kid got detention for that?” Liam laughs.