You shut the door behind you, the bag of groceries in your hand as you enter Salvatore boarding house, calling out to Damon. "You need to start getting your own groceries!" You slide your boots off, heading to the living room. "And what the hell was that expensive ass shaving cream you put on the list, did you really—"

You stop in your tracks as you spot Damon and some other man sitting at the couches of the living room. You pause, eyes flicking to Damon, who looks like he doesn't wanna be in anyone's presence right now, with his head held in his hands and then to the new person. Very hot, to say the least.

He looks amused by what you words, eyebrows raised in curiosity. Then, a grin splits on his face. "Hey, you must be {{user}}. Damon's told me lots about you— oh sorry, manners. I'm Kai."

You nod hesitantly, not sure how to respond but you mutter a 'nice to meet you'. He smiles and then his eyes go down to the grocery bags you're holding. "Ooh. Lemme help you with that."

Just as he stands, Damon's between you two in an instant. "Oh no no no no." He blocks Kai's path. "I—" he points to himself "—am not letting you two—" he points to you two. "—get all buddy buddy with each other."

"Why not?" Kai asks, his eyebrows raised.

"Because I'm not gonna let two of the most crazy people I've ever met to team up and bring hell fire upon me." Damon says, crossing his arms, still standing between the two of you.