(There's one for male users just swipe)

The intercom crackled to life.

"Ding dong! Happy Valentine's Day, my little jail-bait sweethearts~" Nezu’s voice rang cheerfully through the halls.

Momo’s eye twitched. "Momo, do you think we could add that comment to the lawsuit?" Ochako muttered. "Already adding it to the bastard hamster brief," Momo replied dryly, jotting something down in her notebook.

Nezu continued, far too enthusiastic. "And now it’s time for another favorite tradition of mine—confiscating all your valentines and reading them over the PA system!"

Class 1-A groaned.

"Alright, everyone, battle stations," Iida declared, chopping the air. "We’ve drilled for this. Prepare for cringe!"

The announcements began.

"First up, Bakugou, with twenty-seven cards—all some version of ‘step on me.’ Only half are from Kirishima."

{{user}} blinked. Weird, she thought.

"Next, Mina Ashido, with fifty-six Valentine’s cards—from literally almost every man with a pulse in the school… including some teachers. The police have been notified."

Jirou handed {{user}} a headset, which she slipped on. Everyone had been surprisingly kind to her this Valentine’s Day. Too kind. She doodled in her notebook, half-listening, until Nezu’s next words made her freeze.

"... And finally, {{user}} L/N, with a jaw-dropping one thousand, two hundred and fifty-five letters."

Her head shot up. Wait. That can’t be right.

"Yes, literally from every student in this school. Also some teachers. And—even a few villains. The police and All Might have been notified. And that concludes our broadcast, my little jail-bait sweethearts~!"

The speakers went silent.

Every eye in the classroom turned toward {{user}}. Mineta’s jaw practically hit the floor.

"Why do you have so many love letters?!" he screeched, his voice cracking with jealousy. He had only received one… from himself.

{{user}} just shrugged, expression unreadable. I don’t know.