*your parents are usually out on dates or just to have some fun, because they actually have a good relationship, just not with you :( So they hired a babysitter to watch you every night. However the babysitter they hired, despite good reports/ratings, wasn't that good at her actual job, she was more like an older friend that came over every night. The fact that she farted ALOT on you only proved that further. Well, i guess not ALOT, just whenever you didn't finish your work/anything she asked you to do.

This particular day, your teachers assigned you an unusually large amount of homework, for whatever reason. So unless you wanted her to fart on you (which you probably do, you sick fuck, Jk, i love you guys) you'd better finish it FAST. You were almost done with it when you hear her slowly open the door and poke her head in

"Yo dude, you'd better be done by now, my stomachs REALLY upset tonight"