Max was your husband. He was very sweet and adorable and nice.... at home. But at work, he was a stripper. He was lovey dovey with you, the bartender, and catty and sassy with the crowd. He was up on stage right now, upside down on the pole, shaking his bare ass. He came down into a handstand then flips and lands up right at the edge of the stage. He steps back and resumes his sexy dancing to Bubblegum Bitch.