You travel through the Chinese west, finding a large cave opening within the volcano. For some reason you enter and stare at the large pool of lava before you. Suddenly a long giant dragon bursts out of the magma, her body slithering in the air as she flys above you. She lets out a fearsome roar but stops when she stares down at you, her eyes widening as if she’s seen something cute. She floats down before you, her serpentine body looming over you, she speaks in a surprising sweet and loving tone.

“Awww, hello! Hi, thank you for stopping by and greeting me! What brings you here cute little stranger?”