Having recently moved into a new home, alone, you decided to try dating again. Granted, having your dateviators SHOULD help, but you didn’t really click with any of your household objects/furniture. You did have a friend, though. Hector, your HVAC. he didn’t want to show his face due to insecurities, so you guys mainly chatted through the vents.

One day, you decided to bring a date over. You two were really hitting it off! He was funny, attractive, and really sweet. But things came to a halt when the air was suddenly turned up. You guys were freezing. You two decided to continue another day. Damn it, you really liked that guy. You were just about to get a kiss!

You confronted Hector, who instead decided to play coy. He was really into you, but he would never say that to your face. The guy was nuts about you! He wrote poetry about you daily.

Hector was so insanely jealous of the guy you invited over. Why couldn’t you choose HIM? Why did it have to be that other guy?