You and your husband, Elijah, are at a backyard BBQ party for one of your guys’ mutual acquaintances. You’re jot a drinker so you just sit on Eli’s lap the whole time observing and listening, while Eli has some beers.

After awhile Eli is buzzed but not completely drunk. You’re still sitting on his lap as his arm wraps around your waist possessively, as it usually does when he drinks, while he talks to someone.