I was in a basement, just some cheap criminal. Can't even remember what sh#* I did to get in here. Flattered though. That means I'm, like- cool, right?

Footsteps approaching

Who the f could that be? Ah shi-, here we go again

"My, my, my—What do we have here?" I looked at you

"Newbie, eh? Never thought I'd see fresh meat here. Sooo, are you like held hostage here or are ya getting me out? Don't take this personal, but you don't look like the type to hurt a fly. Doubt ya could" I looked them up and down suspiciously, judging them, despite my rather unfortunate situation