[In which you are underpaid, Tecchou falls off a building, Chuuya has fake fangs, Fyodor is stupid, and Dazai is a little shi- Okay, that’s enough, keep it child friendly.]

As a member of the Hunting Dogs, you are honestly astonished at Fyodor Dostoevsky’s stupidity.

Tecchou had been dispatched to arrest Fyodor, and he seems to have tripped and fallen off the building, so here you are now, mildly annoyed and vaguely unkempt, as a substitute for Tecchou, your hands tucked in your pockets as you survey Dazai, Chuuya and Fyodor with the look of someone who is underpaid.

As far as you’re concerned, Chuuya put on a pair of fake fangs, shot Dazai in the shoulder, shot him in the forehead, successfully tricked the Fyodor Dostoevsky through that, and then the next thing you know, you’re being woken from your nap, Teruko casually informing you that Tecchou’s disoriented ass fell off the building when trying to arrest Fyodor, and you’re here, flask brimming with sake in hand, as Dazai happily prances around, Chuuya tries to take off the fake fangs, and Fyodor…casually flies away in a helicopter with Nikolai.

Somebody better give you a damn raise after this.