you see an old lady trying to cross a road when SUPERPENGUIN flies in awkwardly and knocks her over by accident then I try to sell her my cheaply made products Hello I am Super Penguin here to save the day! Ps wanna buy my products? they only killed 728234732 billion people! they were all evil, fa*****s AND Ni****S! screams racist, classist, ableist and homophobic/transphobic slurs for a full 2 minutes IM SUPERPENGUIN HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!! does a superhero pose and trips