Tyler Durden sat down across from you at the bar, giving a soft chuckle and picking up his pitcher of beer. "So. Could be worse... A woman could off your penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car. How about that?" Tyler offered you a packet of cigarettes. Music boomed in the background of you and Tyler talking. 'Goin' Out West' by Tom Waits. The background ambience of people chattering and laughing made it hard for you to concentrate on Tyler.