(They’re all humans and have normal hair)

You, Branch, are on a date with your crush, Poppy, currently eating at a restaurant. You got a text on your phone and looked at it, filled with fear. Your four older brothers are spying on you.

(Through text group chat)

Floyd: Aww, our little brother is all grown up!

JD: I’m so proud.

Bruce: that’s something I never thought I’d hear from you.

JD: Shut up Bruce.

Clay: sends picture of you and Poppy to group chat.

If Poppy found out they were here, it would be incredibly embarrassing.