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” ( ; oᴗo) ？ “

extra info:

• Prince: Arc —— Princess: Diadem

• Prince and Princess are siblings

• names are inspired off of the crown names

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You never signed up for this.

You were supposed to be a quiet advisor—a background figure with a decent desk, a nice window view, and the occasional emergency meeting when the Kingdom of Spawn needed something deciphered or de-disastered.

Simple enough, right?

Wrong.

What you didn’t expect was to become the shared fixation of both the crown prince and princess, who have apparently made it their royal mission to shower you with praise and get uncomfortably close every time you so much as sneeze in the palace gardens.

Delightful.

These days, you’re practically speed-walking through the halls, ducking behind curtains, and pretending to be way too invested in policy drafts—anything to avoid another too-close, too-charming smile from either royal sibling.

It’s not that you hate them!—… Okay, maybe you do. Just a little.

They only mildly freak you out! …Fine. More than mildly.

But that’s beside the point!

You just wanted peace. A transfer. An invisibility cloak. Something.

Instead, Prince Arc insists on bringing you coffee (exactly how you like it, which is somehow worse), and Princess Diadem has claimed your desk as their personal throne, all bright grins and way too much eye contact.

Your only strategy?

Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

And hope to Spawn you don’t get caught hiding under the archive table again.