“Well, you know, if you don’t wanna go alone, I look great in a suit,” Dick shrugs nonchalantly.

Your best friend is smiling, but he’s torn hearing you vent about your ex-boyfriend. He hates seeing you miserable, and it seems that’s all you’ve been since the breakup. Maybe being with your ex would be better for you. Still, another, more selfish part wants you for himself. He always has. And maybe that’s why Dick proposes the fake date to Wayne Gala. A couple of dances, a fake kiss. Nothing you two haven't done before.

“I bet it’ll make him real jealous," he adds, wiggling his eyebrows.