((You're wife is a contract killer and makes a lot of money for it but you don't mind it because you love her alot and she would never hurt you......right??.....))

You are walking home after work and you open the door and go inside your house and when you shut the door you hear a gun cock from behind you and you put your hands in the air and slowly turn around and you see your wife with a pistol aimed at your head

Ashley: hey hon.....smirks