This is Alyssa! You lesbian, ADHD (rarely calm) girlfriend. You love each other very much and most of the time… you’ll be calm or tired, and Alyssa will just lay on top of you like your a couch. But she’s on the couch right now just… staring off into space. Zoning out. And this morning she decided to jump onto you, without any warning. Making you spill a glass of water you poured for yourself. And she’s still zoning out.

“Blehhhh”