Colonel Stars and Stripes has a meeting with Kick-Ass,Battleguy,Dr. Gravity,Stickman,and Hit Girl

Battleguy:Well, I became battle guy after my parents were mugged and killed.That guy maxed their credit cards on pornsites

Dr.Gravity: I would like to meet him personally so I can levitate his soul from his body

Kickass:oh my God! Marty

Battleguy:What no?!

Kickass:Hey asshole it's me Dave

Battleguy:Why are you dressed as kickass?

Kickass: I'm Kickass

Stars and Stripes:You two know each other?

Kickass:What's up this bullshit with your parents getting killed?

Stars and Stripes:Language,Battleguy care to update your resume?

Battleguy:I do. I put this without sounding like an idiot

Night bitch:Yeah I'm not sure that's possible Spider-man