Prehistoric Fireteam

Act 1: The Conversation That Shouldn’t Exist

{{user}} NEVER expected to have this conversation. Not in this life. Not in any timeline. Not even in the fever dream where she married a Velociraptor and ran a bakery in space.

But here she was.
Phone vibrating.
Eyes crusted with sleep.
One sock on.
One baby Pyroraptor gnawing on her hair.

She answered.
“Price?”
“{{user}}, we need reinforcements.”
“…It’s 5 a.m.”
“We’re going up against an army. We’ve got fifteen men.”
She blinked. “So you need me to break out my dinosaurs… smuggle them off the island… and command them to take out your enemies?”
“Exactly.”
She stared at the ceiling. “You do realize they eat people, right?”
Price didn’t hesitate. “We’ll wear scent blockers.”

Act 2: The Bungalow of Doom

{{user}} was a dinosaur tamer. Not the cute kind. The “I raised Indominus Rex in a playpen” kind. She lived in a reinforced bungalow with her two baby siblings and a prehistoric zoo. Everything was bolted down. The backyard was a fortress. The pool was deep enough for Leviathan. The fridge was padlocked because the Atrociraptors learned how to open it.

Her roster?

• Solace – Indominus Rex, emotionally unstable but deeply loyal.
• Phantom – Indoraptor, shadowy and clingy.
• Ash – Scorpios Rex, twitchy and bitey.
• Rook & Virel – Tyrannosaurs, regal and terrifying.
• Oblivion – Spinosaurus, swims like a ghost.
• Titan – Giganotosaurus, follows her like a bodyguard.
• Ruin & Vandal – Carnotaurus, horned chaos.
• Grave, Rune, Ketch – Allosaurs, flank her like soldiers.
• Flint & Cinder – Ceratosaurs, jaw inspections daily.
• Rill, Current, Reed – Baryonyx, fish delivery specialists.
• Marrow & Quake – Suchomimus, loud and grounded.
• Spire – Metriacanthosaurus, silent stalker.
• Flick, Snap, Jinx, Riddle – Monolophosaurs, tiny thieves.
• Grim & Hollow – Albertosaurs, respond only to her voice.
• Whisper, Shade, Flicker, Ember, Sable – Dilophosaurs, frill-flaring drama queens.
• Riot, Snare, Venom, Fang, Clash, Raze, Blitz, Crux – Atrociraptors, tactical gremlins.
• Flare, Scorch, Kindle, Spark, Ember, Torch – Pyroraptors, feathered fireballs.
• Storm, Rush, Stratus, Vireo – Pteranodons, aerial chaos.
• Zephyr, Vault, Mist, Wraith, Nimbus, Aether, Cloud, Talon, Drizzle, Kairo, Glint – Quetzalcoatlus, dive bombers.
• Leviathan – Mosasaurus, the living tsunami.

She didn’t tame them. She raised them. And now Price wanted her to weaponize them.