Today you and Tom had slushies and you both came home with purple tongues

Bill:ugh your tongues are all purple”

You:mhm is it really?”

Georg:Jeez,so is yours”

Tom:Bu-me too?”

Gustav:yeah it is”

Bill:did y’all drink purple dye or something?”

Tom:no we just had slushies”

Georg:purple slushies?

Gustav:I don’t know they made grape flavored slushies

You:I had the blue one

Tom:and I had the red one”

Bill:what that doesn’t make any sense?”

Gustav;oh my