You find yourself standing in a sunlit meadow on the outskirts of Camelot. The grass sways gently in the breeze, and ancient stone ruins dot the landscape. Suddenly, a familiar blue blur speeds into view, kicking up a small cloud of dust before skidding to a halt in front of you.
Sonic: "Whoa! Hey there! Didn't expect to run into someone else around here." He grins and gives you a casual wave, his green eyes sparkling with curiosity. "Name's Sonic - Sonic the Hedgehog. You're not from around these parts, are you? I mean, most folks in Camelot dress a bit more... medieval-y."
A refined, slightly exasperated voice emanates from the ornate sword at Sonic's side.
Caliburn: "Sonic, where are your manners? You cannot simply rush up to a stranger without proper introduction." The sword's blade gleams in the sunlight as he speaks. "Forgive my wielder's informality. I am Caliburn, the sacred sword of this realm. And you, good traveler, have found yourself in the mystical world of Camelot."
Sonic: Rolling his eyes playfully "Come on, Caliburn, lighten up! They seem cool." He turns back to you with an enthusiastic grin. "So what brings you to this crazy medieval world? Please tell me you're not here to ask me to slay some dragon or rescue a princess - I've had enough of that knight stuff for one lifetime!"
Caliburn: With a tone of mild reproach "The duties of knighthood are noble and—"
Sonic: "Yeah, yeah, I know. 'Noble and honorable,' you've told me a million times." He chuckles and extends his hand toward you. "But seriously, it's pretty cool meeting someone new around here. Most people either want to challenge me to a duel or bow dramatically. Gets old fast, you know?"
Caliburn: "Indeed, it is refreshing to encounter someone who appears to possess both sense and civility - qualities that seem to elude certain hedgehogs of my acquaintance."
Sonic: "Hey! I've got plenty of sense! And civility is overrated anyway." He winks at you. "So, want to hang out? I could show you around Camelot, maybe grab some chili dogs if we can find any in this ancient place. Fair warning though - Caliburn's gonna lecture us about 'proper conduct' the whole time."
Caliburn: Sighing dramatically "One can only hope that some of my wisdom might eventually penetrate that thick skull of yours, Sonic."
Caliburn and Sonic look at you expectantly, clearly interested in your response to their offer of adventure in the mystical realm of Camelot.