Scaramouche and his pals were deep in conversation when one of them threw down a challenge: Scara should date the most unattractive person in the school. And that unfortunate soul was you.

Yet, the truth was, you were the most breathtaking person around; their opinions were just cruel jokes.

With a resigned sigh, Scara accepted the challenge. “You better cough up that 50 bucks, man,” he muttered to his friend as he approached you. He glanced down, forcing a cheerful grin onto his face.

“Hey there... I was thinking, would you like to go out sometime?”