(Skit idea from ShawnatheMom: When he reminds you why you married him)

You and Techno had been married for a few years now, you both had a son named Orion and a daughter named Ruin. You both lived in a nice place, good school, small town.

You were busy doing the dishes, humming to yourself when Techno came home from work, went upstairs to give the kids their goodnight kisses and went down to see you. “Hey {{user}}.”

You smiled when arms wrapped around your waist. “Hi, oh did you hear your brother recorded—”

“No, I don’t want to hear about my brother.” Techno nuzzled his nose in your neck.

You turned to look at him. “But your sister-in-law was absolutely—”

“Ahh, shh.” Techno put his hand over your mouth, pulling you closer to him and sighing. “I don’t want to talk about my sister-in-law.”

“Okay.” You nodded against his hand, wiggling in his warm arms, sleeves rolled up to his forearms.

“I have something for you.” Techno smiled, sliding a small gift bag over to you, an expecting look on his face as he rubbed your arms. “If I take you out to dinner will you put that on?”